A talkative person, for talkative people

Once upon a time there was a little turtle living on a beautiful island.
His life was happy and he could swim around to any place he wanted around the island. One day his fellow turtles were talking about how much more special tortoises were compared to turtles. Hearing their stories, the little turtle saw his destiny in front of him... he wanted to become a tortoise! To learn how to become a tortoise, he wanted to meet up with a tortoise to learn from the best. So, the little turtle went around the island and across the island, but as long as he looked, he didn't find a tortoise. One day, the turtle was searching at a beautiful beach on the northern side of the island. In one of the palm trees there was a little parrot enjoying the sun and observing the actions of the little turtle. The parrot eagerly wanted to know what the little turtle was doing, so he asked him. The turtle answered that he wanted to become a tortoise and that he was searching for one. The parrot squawked loudly and laughed at the little turtle. He flew down to the turtle and sat next to him, observing him. The parrot asked him: why do you want to become a tortoise when you're already the most handsome turtle on this island. Angry the turtle tied the parrot up, beat him up and threw him in the sea.